I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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