Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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