We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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