You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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