Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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