So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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