Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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