be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
