do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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