If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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