There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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