Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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