Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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