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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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