so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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