you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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