let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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