chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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