I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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