there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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