Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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