Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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