her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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