listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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