RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
