This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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