god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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