just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him