I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO