I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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