she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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