when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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