My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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