We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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