doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The uberlube is also flammable
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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