Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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