weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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