spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I love you.
Bad choice
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