It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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