You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i can't believe i had my finger in that
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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