i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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