So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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