I smell stomach acid.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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