I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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