I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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