i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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