I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
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me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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