Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Sext me about skeletons
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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