Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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