Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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