i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
the night ended with taco bell and tears
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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