unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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