But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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