should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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