He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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