Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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