Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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