he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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