google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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